Virgin

> The bride tells her
> husband,' Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I
> don't
> know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me
> first?'
> With a SMILE on his face caringly touching her in places,
> he says 'OK,
> Sweetheart.
> Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
> prison' and call
> my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is
> PPP- Put the Prisoner
> in Prison .
> And the rule is that in prison the prisoner does not just
> lie down
> there, he really has to work. 'And then they made
> heated passionate love
> for the first time.
> Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, panting
> but smiling
> with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles,
> 'Honey the prisoner
> seems to have escaped.
> 'Turning on his side, he smiles. 'Then we will have
> to re-imprison
> him. 'After the second time they spent, the guy reaches
> for his
> cigarettes but
> the
> girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of
> making love, gives him a suggestive smile, 'Honey, the
> prisoner is out
> again!'
> The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs
> of a recently
> born foal.
> Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She
> nudges him
> and says, 'Honey, the prisoner escaped again.'
> Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, 'Hey,
> it's not a life sentence,
> OKAY!!!