Our Naughty Office : Welcoming a new intern in style

If you missed the intro, this about an intern we call Tanya due to her close resemblance to Tahidi high's Tanya. She's gorgeous looking chick with a fantastic size 10 figure and beautifully formed legs unlike those of her sisters from Central Kenya.

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An hour went by and still no one seemed to be in a hurry to leave the office. I was getting extremely nervous and impatient now and with all the naughty thoughts dancing around my head, i decided to call Tanya over to the ol' man's office. In a blink of an eye, the door swang open and in walked Tanya. I stood and gave her a long, deep wet kiss before locking the door. I asked her to sit down and with her legs crossed at the knee and her skirt hiked up, I was treated to a flash of her lovely thighs, leaving nothing to imagination. I leaned forward and started to kiss Tanya. As we continued to kiss, I slipped my hand inside her skirt and gently started to run my hand up her thighs. Before i could go further, she took my hand and pushed it away gently, and in a soft voice, asked me, 'what are you upto?'

'nothing out of the ordinary.... it wunt hurt, you know.. ' i said.,

“What do you mean?” she asked moving further away from me.

“I want to fuck the hell out of you!”

“Mnesh, we can’t do that,” she said. 'we can't do this, we are in the office, akina nanii are still around and... bla blah'

“Come on forget about them. Am the don'

'mmhh.. and what do i get in return, sweerie?'

'Whatever you want baby' i said, in a rather uncharacteristic hoarse voice.

“Ok sweerie.. you are .. xyz.. . but promise me you will be gentle,” She said. ( she has a 9 inch phobia)

“Honey, I will be just as gentle as you want me to be,” i said.

“something else.. what do you think of me?” she asked.

I didn't say “easy” because that’s what I thought of her.

“Gorgeous is understatement. You should try modeling. You are in the wrong career....” I replied.

“Tell me Honey…. Do you think my ass is too big.. i kinda get too much attention .. men cant take their eyes off my butt… am thinking of trimming it”

“Your ass is perfect. Perfect for that body”

That’s exactly what she wanted to hear and at that moment, she stepped forward and wrapped her arms around me, pressing her body tightly against mine and initiated a kiss. Although I was abit demoralize by demand for 'something in return' i started to fondle her breasts and slowly, slid my hands beneath the bra and caressed the nipples. I unhooked the bra from the back and the bra loosed and allowing me to rub the entire breast with ease. Very gently I ran my hands across her nipples, making her let out a loud sigh. I flicked my tongue across her nipples making her even moan more.

Tanya slid her hands down my front and began to rub my whooper through my trouser. As she tried to unzip my trouser, I took her left leg and lifted it to stand on the chair. Her skirt hiked up and i was able to see her white thong. She lifted her skirt up a little more and gently, i started to run my hand up until I came to her thong and gently caressed the covered wet kitty.

I went down and pushed the thong on the side and began to work her clit with my tongue. Her kitty was dripping wet and not wanting to soil it, she dropped down her skirt and thong and quickly stepped out of them.

Now both of us completely naked, i cleared the desk and hoisted Tanya on it and made herspread her thighs wide, giving me a good view for the first time, of her clean shaved pussy without a single hair on. Slowly, i slid in a finger and finger fucked her for a while, then my tongue worked on her swollen clit which made her let out a little moan. I spread the lips apart lightly licked the pussy walls of her punani.

She placed her hands on the back on my head and pushed it against hers. I plunged my tongue deeper inside, licking the walls before moving his lips over her clit. This made her spin her hips wildly and moaning grew louder and louder .

It was her time now to reciprocate.

“Don’t expect much from me… I'm kinda novice when it comes to knowing how to please a man. You are the second man to enter me. You are such a good romancer and am not sure i can give back so good.. ” .

I wanted to ask her if she meant that I was the second man to enter her hole on that day, but I decided I would rather keep that to myself rather than be sorry later.

“Can you stop your stories for now…” I said, obviously agitated.

She smiled and asked .'Do you want me to suck your dick?'

“You are getting late. Faster and fast”

She knelt beside me and started to lick the head of my cock. Unlike what she had made me believe, she was quite a good sucker. She would circle the head of my cock with her tongue and stoke my balls with her fingers, sending tantalizing feeling all over me. She was so good that i felt like cumming one her mouth. I had to pull away from her mouth. With the inconvenience of being in the office, one jot would have meant that was that and that would have meant a lost opportunity to drill a good pussy.

I picked a CD from a pack and rolled it over my throbbing whooper. Slowly and teasingly, i rubbed my whooper against her wet cunt, then pushed until the whole whooper was swallowed by her wet cunt. Tanya lay on her back with her eyes closed and her legs lifted up high. I closed mine too, hoping that i will not wake up and find that i had been dreaming. In slow motions, i pumped her pussy, then pumped even harder and faster. The pussy was tight and hot and Tanya was giving as good as she was receiving... every time i slid in, she would thrusting her hips up to receive my dick full length.

'How do you like doggy honey?. I asked

'Do you want to kill me!doggy... eiishh!'

'I think I will die before you die if you don't let me drill you from behind!'

“Ass fucking? Is that what you mean?' she asked.

'I can assfuck you if you want, though ave never done it before. Your wish will be my command'

'Am still an Ass virgin and a huge dick is the last thing i would want on my Ass'

I made her bend over against the desk and quickly raised her ass up high for full penetration. I slipped my index finger on her pussy to wet it, then slid it on her ass hole and it kinda gave her instant pleasure. I slid in and out then slipped two fingers. She was moaning so loud and asking me to fuck her but i did not respond. I continued to finger her when she grabbed my dick and guided it to her pussy and pressed her ass back to allow penetration. I placed my hands on her ass then teased my whooper on the entrance of her pussy before plunging the whole 9 inch inside her red hot punani, making her to scream and moan. Her breathing was now becoming labored now and gently, i slid in and out until i picked on speed. She was panting and spinning and pressing back her ass to meet my whooper, while still contracting her muscles tighter and tighter on my whooper every time i dipped my whooper.

I continued to increase the pace, ramming it harder and harder. I felt her pussy begin to contract around my dick. I knew orgasm was quickly approaching. She held me firmly and started to shout... “Ohhhhhhhh, aaahhhh uuuhhh aahhh fuck me harder harder....fuck me baby owwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee am cumming.”. She screamed my names as I continued to drill in earnest and shortly after, with one massive thrust pwafffff...... emptied my balls.....then collapsed on her. 'Don't stop,' she cried. 'I'm not done uuuu aaa ah ... fuck the shit out of me…'

That request came in too late, I was too tired to move an inch. I stayed like that for a bit, then started telling her how nice and hot her pussy was and how good i felt. Before i could finish singing praises on her, she cut me short by reminding me that i had promised her something. I told her am a man of my words.

'Honey, there is this “Backless mini dress” i wanted to buy at Mr. Price. Imagine its complete with all accessories and its only going for four thao five. I have one thao five coupon with me.. . so you can do the maths.... zzzzz ... ' I dont speak French, so i have no clear idea what that meant, but i can read minds. It all had to do with parting with a sum equal to 3k or more.

Ok. Away from that sh*t, it had been long since i had chewed a pussy so good. I was not under the influence of Kamagra or Enzoy this time and this experience was proving priceless to me. .except the money chucking part...

NB: Intern positions (Ladies only... ): Biz Admin/Programmers/Web developers... .

Sherrie And Her Sexy Neibor

I cant make this sh*t up. Back in the days, it wasn't hard to find a 21 yr old virgin. These days, these chicks are so fucked up that most of them get whipped on the first or second date and majority of them care less about safe sex. The only thing they fear is getting pregnant. My friend who operates a chemist tells me that 8 out of 10 girls that purchases P2s are between the age of 17 and 21. Sad, isnt it? That is why nowadays, i am no longer hunting the 20 something. I am now inclined more towards the 25+ and am not looking back. That is the why i had a reason to rejoice last week on Tuesday afternoon when i got a text from a lady i have known for a long time and had a fling once, that simply said, “Pitia kwangu jioni tafadhali ...”

Her name is Sherrie, a voluptuous sell by date mama that has probably the biggest cunt lips in town. At around 8 pm. I armed myself with a pack of original studded Kamasutra and since of late i have turned to a one minute man, i did not leave out a pack of Kamagra tablet. For those of you who have no idea what Kamagra is, it is a tab that turns you from a one minute man to a several hours man. Sherrie has an amazing ass that can pass for another 8th wonder. In short, she is was a sex goddess before age caught up with her. Everything about her is a plus, ecxept a protruding potie that she has been fighting to trim unsuccessful. I told her that if she wanted to trim that, she mus reduce the amount of Guinness consumption and i think she heeded to my advise because, inside her house, on the table was a bottle of Gilbreys and two glasses.


After a rather warm welcome, Sherrie poured the drinks, added hot water and handed me a glass before heading to the kitchen.She poured the drinks, added hot water and handed me a glass before heading to the kitchen. Just as i was enjoying my drink, a tall slender chick pushed the door open and walked in without even knocking. She was quite something, hot, slender and tall with long shapely legs, flat stomach (yes, flat) and an incredibly big ass (see actual pic below, but how and when i captured the photo is a story for another day). The first thing i noticed was that she was not wearing a bra. From a tight see through top she was wearing, her nipples were completely visible from my where i was seated. She was introduced to me as Maria. Maria lives a floor down in the same building and she bought a home theater system and was unable to connect it to her TV. I offered to assist.

We went downstairs and I connected the system within five minutes. I wanted to stay longer to introduce myself properly, so i had to keep myself busy inside that house. I took the remote and pretended i was setting something and as i continued to configure, something happened that made adrenalin run.

Maria, who was sitting on the opposite side of the couch either due to the excitement of the Home theatre sound or a deliberate attempt to throw me out, forgot to keep her legs closed. Under her skirt, i was able to see the punani clearly. She wasn’t wearing panties. I was stealing a gaze one off and the image of her clean shaved punani was giving me a serious hard on. She looked unapologetic coz she did not make an attempt to close her legs and obviously she could see where my eyes were getting stuck most. Unable to hold myself further, i excused myself and left for Sherrie's. With a serious hard on, i was unable to walk straight and lucky for me, i found Sherrie was still in the kitchen.

As we took dinner, she told me that she wanted to know about a certain business i was doing a while back. I gave her all the details and soon, we were flirting. I gathered enough courage and went and sat beside her, then i reached down at both sides of her waist and tickled her. She made little giggle sounds but did not stop me. I was encouraged by her lack of protest.

'Honey, may I kiss you. . . ?' I said

'Never ever!' She replied, before leaning over and kissing me first. As we locked our lips kissing, she started to squeeze my throbbing whooper. She turned and unzipped my trouser, pulled my dick out and fondled it for a while, then opened her mouth wide and put half of my 9 incher in her mouth and slowly moved her head up and down on it, while stroking my balls with her fingers. She was such a great sucker that she was multi tasking so well, sucking my dick, fondling my nipples and playing with asshole t the same time.

Sherrie then rose up and unbuttoned her blouse. I was so frenzied with the view of the 36D boobs amd without giving her time, jumped and began sucking her hard nipples. I did not want to give her another chance to suck my whooper. I did not like the way she was playing with my asshole. She was doing it real hard, so I quickly knelt down and reached up under her tight short, unbuttoned it then lowered it. She quickly stepped out of it. I enjoyed the view of her cunt lips, with still her tight panty still on, so i did not remove the panty for the next two minutes. After satisfying my eyes, i hooked my fingers into the waistband and lowered the panty slowly down over her ass and hips, until it was around the middle of her thighs, licked her pussy, then lowered it completely down. I slowly massaged the cunt lips then inserted my middle finger in her cunt and swirled it inside. I inched my mouth closer to her pussy and sucked and licked her clit. My finger was still inside her cunt, so i was licking and fingering at the same time. I stood up and made her lie on the couch, then slid in three of my fingers into her pussy and fingered relentlessly.


She was by now begging me to fuck her but before dipping my big cock inside her red hot pussy, i wanted to do something that she will remember me for. I removed two fingers from her pussy and stuck one wet finger in her ass, then started to swirl it inside the ass and pussy. She let out a big cry of ecstasy and she begged me to fuck her. 'PLssss FUCK ME. I want you inside me baby'

I fetched the condom from my pocket and rolled it on my dick, then I pressed the head against her cunt enough to get the tip of the head in. I teased twice then slowly I pushed the my cock down her pussy. I took several short slow strokes, then working my whooper deeper with thrust. Soon I had my big whooper buried deep inside her pussy.


With every thrust, she would let out a loud cry of ecstasy and asking me to fuck her faster and harder. I hammering the pussy as hard as i could and within a few seconds she was screaming that she was about to cum. I was not half way myself, the kamagra was really working really well. I felt her pussy squeeze my dick, she trembled, before falling back on the couch. I removed my dick from her pussy, removed the condom which was about to burst and put on another one. 'you seem to have alot of energy today. this is not the Munene i knew last time' She complimented.

'Am surprised too. You need to tell me what contortion you laced on my drink' i joked.

'Kwenda uko. Your dirty talk speaks it all....'

I took her panty and wiped her wet pussy and started to suck the clit again. “That feels so refreshing,” she said. “Please suck the clit with more vigor.”

I stuck three fingers inside her pussy and with the other hand, stuck one finger inside her ass and began to swirl them inside her pussy and almost involuntarily she began to thrust with her hips. There must have been a hot spot either inside her pussy or her ass because the more i fingered and swirled, the more forceful in thrusting her ass she was becoming. I knew the level of pleasure was all time hight when her cries rose on high pitch, then she relaxed.

'I just came again'. She said. It was my first time a girl was cumming twice before me. I continued to work on her relentlessly until she was on fire again. There was a a particularly sensitive spot on either her pussy or her ass that was sending a strong wave of pleasure because the moment i struck that particular spot, she would let out a cry of ecstasy.

.'NOW FUCK ME! !' she cried as i position my big whooper on her virginal opening.

To be continued.

Maria.. Sherrie's Neibor...

Not Very Young But Super Hoooott......

There is analogy that says that women, like wine get sweeter with age. I can confirm that to be 100% true after an experience i had this very morning. The lady am talking about is an auditor with a certain firm here in town. She is 37 but looks like a 25yr old. She is a bit taller than me, has a curvy figure and a medium round ass. We have been friends for quite sometime now but the unthinkable happened this morning.

Just as i was entering the parking lots at Chalda centre, above Tuskys post office, i saw the lady walk past me. I quickly dialed her number and tol her to come back and say hi. Since i was blocking other motorists, she hoped in the backseat and rode with me up to third floor where i found an empty parking lot.

She left the backseat immediately i parked and sat on the passenger seat. We talked quite a while about sijui what have you. The lady, since i knew her is a showstopper dresser. In a black mini clad that showed her incredible legs was making me quite uncomfortably as my meat started to throb. She must have noticed that i was getting lost in thoughts coz she straightened her skirt and requested to leave. Undoubtedly, she has one of the best bodies i have touched in a long time.

“I think I might have to go now. its getting late, you know" she said and went on:
"can see someone cant control himself, dont want to have him punished, its still in the morning..."

"And i may want to kiss those lovely lips before you leave" i said.

I browsed around and saw that the car parked next was unoccupied, then turned to her, took the initiative and started kissing her, slowly. She opened her lips in return, maneuvering my tongue into her mouth like a trained kisser. She moaned slowly as we kissed. She placed her hand on my caged dick and quickly removed it.

"Did it bit?" I said as I pinched her tits slowly and unstrapped the bra on one side.

"what are uuu dooen.. stop that please" she said

"dont worry.. cant do anything u don want me to do"

Things were not really going as i wanted. I was getting some resistance and had to do something, urgently. I placed my hand on her belly, then to her thighs, hoping to excite her to drop her guard. I then pulled her browse up and started sucking her boobs, slowly. Then, I pulled her skirt up her thighs and now in clear view of a white panty. I tired to touch the pussy but she could not allow me.

"we will do that later. am getting late for work.."

"Me too. I have a client waiting for me in the office"

I pushed the seat back and inclined it backward the farthest it could go and went down and stuck my tongue against the pussy lips, still covered by the panty. It is at that time that she began to loosen her guards. I moved the front portion of the panty aside and started to lick the pussy. I ate and ate the pussy for like 10 incredible minutes until when she unbuckled my belt and pulled down my trouser. She then took my dick in her hands and rubbed it against her wet pussy. I pushed the panty aside further and slowly entered her dripping wet cunt straight inside as she moaned. The pussy was the hottest this season. So tight were the grips that it was not possible to throw a thrust and not feel like cumming. I went harder and faster, pushing my huge dick deep into her vagina. Within a few seconds, i felt my balls get on fire, slowly, i exploded into her, with my cum overflowing her pussy.

"Pump harder, pump....." she said. I tried to pump in vain.

After resting for some few seconds, and unable to look at her eyes directly, she smiled and called me a kuku.

"how could you leave me hanging like that... "

"baby.. enyewe nimeshidwo kuvumilia. Utamu imezidi....blah bla"

I promised to make it up in the evening, but we promised each other that we will have to pitia a VCT after job (I suggested that, na akikataa mimi kwisha). Talk of good job poorly done. my baad.

(na kama ma oldies wako ivo, tu sweet 16 muna shida. forget my 9incher hence..!!

One Hot Bonking Session

I first met this chick in one of the uptown hangouts, those spaces with overpriced booze and overcrowded youngsters. I was attracted to her the first minute I saw her. Her name is Ann, a 20 year old seductive creature with a curvaceous body that any man would wish to lay on a cold night. She happened to be in a group of a million young boys and girls, obviously drunk on Ethanol. (There is unlimited supply of those stuff, i tell you. I realized that very fly chicks and gents.. kwanza visit an exhibition in town, by the name MADHUKA along Tom Mboya, near Posta, you find them swallowing those cheap ethanol stuff before jamming the uptown spots). We exchanged contacts after buying her two drinks, then i left to my usual minimum staggering distance joints. (Apparently, Ann lives in my neighborhood, but she was not going home on that day)

Its not kawaida for me to remember a chick i engaged in a pub. I always wonder why i take the contacts in the first place, juu i hardly calls any, unless they call me. The following day, at around 8ish, my usual made it apparent to me that she was not in the mood to party (for the obvious reasons, i guess). My whooper was demanding something for the weekend and there i was, stranded at 8. I took my phone and browsed through. Among the first first contacts, there was Ann**. quickly i dialed...

'Hello, ni mnesh uko?' (She picks the phone immediately. hayuko in a noisy place.. kwani ako kwa room)
'niko home' (ngai, kwani a hot chile ka wewe, hauna mtu wa kukupeleka out on a sato..)
'si ukam upate moja hapa hb on me......' (moja means till you get drunk silly)
'sa sikai' (what's your idea. But thanks for the hint)

In less than 30 minutes, the chick showed up, and with another chick. Both chicks were stunning, but Ann's ass is more endowed. Her body is more spectacular... . slender and curvaceous and nicely firmed tits. Both of them were on long black boots and short skirts. Ann's long and slender legs added color to the rather dull moment for showing up with another woman, uninvited woman, for all i care.

As usual, the place was packed. We were seated at front corridor with a buddy and there was no space for two. Before i could get them a place to seat, she excused herself to go to the ladies. I tell you, the way that chick swayed her youthful butts on her way to the loo, gave all of us an iron hard meat.

We switched to the tented side to accommodate the 'visitors' and ourselves. Everything carried on well, beer was flowing, good and bad things were growing in the air. I noticed one of my pal, a childhood pal i was drinking with, who happens to work with a media house, was holding an unnecessarily long stare at my 'chick'. Something was building up. I did not put up a fight, after all, I know the dude very well, he is fond of playing with minds of every chick he meets but he ends up with none. After a few more drinks, neither of them cared anymore, they started dancing together. I dont like dancing. I go to club to swallow the frothy liquids, not dancing, unless its Mugithi or Rumba. Thats me.

After closely watching the development, I switched to her friend and engaged her in a heated discussion about , i cant remember and the story went on. The chick was more vibrant than Ann. The chemistry was growing stronger after every sip of the beer.

I knew my chances of drilling her were almost nil if we continued to sit there. She had been brought by her friend and anything could go wrong. Murphy's laws states that if anything can go wrong, it will. So, i had to come up with a plan, and very fast. I proposed to the chick that we move to another place. She suggested Westi and i was not into that. Just like i said, i am more comfortable raving within a minimum staggering distance, unless am with responsible people who can take care of me when i break out. I had to be tactical. I told the chick she accompanies me to Kagina's, where i wanted to pick a fella we go together. The two lovebirds were too engrossed in kissing that either, they did not notice when we leaving, or they did not care at all. We entered the pub, arm in arm, as i pretended to call the fella and sat somewhere in the middle. She appeared to like the place, it was more lively and the music was more of her choice.

There were so many things that were going on my mind as we kissed and caressed at the bar, like how i would screw the hell out of her and make her shout my name a million times as she cum and how she will sing my name forever.


'you are incredibly hot. infact hot is an understatement' i said to the chick as we looked at each other, and our eyes connecting for the longest time since.

'well, i take flatters too. thanks though honey.'

'Can we rive for westi now.. thase prash ish now mboring' i asked

'oohh.. swerri.. nooo.. in fact i wanted to ask you to drop me home, am almost breaking..'

That is what i exactly wanted to hear. Straight to my favorite guest house, Jerumani. One of the attendants, who we happens to share a surname (Munene) knows my favorite room. We checked in the room immediately after paying and the chick undressed immediately we entered the room, leaving herself only with a red thong. This must have been the smallest thong i had ever seen.

' I want to shower. Come shower with me baby'

With speed, i undressed and joined her in the shower. We took hold of each other inside the bathroom and began kissing, deeply and more passionately. She then requested we shower first then do the rest later. She took her red thong, the smallest i have ever seen in my life and rubbed the soap over it, and turned on my back and started to pass the foamy thong over my back, cuddling up to me and her nipples pressing my back and using her other hand to soap my chest. Next, she asked me to turn around, soaped my erect meat and started rubbing it. That was a wonderful feeling, It felt so great as her fingers caressed my balls.

It was my turn now. I took the thong (?), added more soap and passed it over her back, then her firm boobs. I was concentrating more on her tits than the rest of the body, squeezing her nipples and making her moan. I soaped the thong again and passed it over her cunt. I rubbed it for a while, and could feel the heat building up. I turned her and started to rub her ass, then took my erect whooper and started rubbing up between the cheeks of her ass. When she felt my dick rubbing her ass, she spread her legs and pushed back toward me , ready to have my cock inside her. I wondered why she was not worried that i was about to drill her bila a cd. The girl took my dick in her hand and position it on her cunt from the back.

'lemmi get the cd' i murmured, still unsure if it was the right thing at the moment. I was tempted to dip in, kama mbaya mbaya. I rushed out and picked a cd, rolled it down on my dick and went back to the bathroom. She was still bending, I position my dick again and pushed in as she spread her legs further apart to give me easy entry. After some few pumps, i offloaded violently, almost falling on the floor.

'You mean you have cum already?' She asked

'Seems like so'

'Dont worry. I will make it hard again in a couple of seconds'

As i was wiping her, the view of her cunt gave me a hard on. I bent my head and kissed her on the lips. We were soon kissing passionately. My fingers were her hardened nipples. I moved my other hand onto her leg and slowly moved it up until I reached the pussy. She opened her legs wider to allow me easy access. I then I moved down between her legs and started to lick at her pussy, pushing my tongue inside her pussy and making her moan in ectacy. With one hand caressing her nipples and my tongue inside her pussy, she could hold no longer and begged me to shaft her. 'please, fuck me now swirri... i need you aaahh'

After rolling the condom down my dick, I positioned myself between her open legs and slowly, slid in my dick into her waiting cunt. Once scurely inside, she lifted her legs and wrapped them tightly around my back. Then, i began to thrust in repeated succession, as hard as a could get. The girl freed her legs from my back and went rigid, screaming ' oohhh aahhhhhh oooohhh ooooooo' then fell back and relaxed. I was not through with her yet.

'Lets relax first swirri' I was damned. With that kind of hard on, nooo.

'Am cuming too... caress my nipples kiasi' i said.

I had to fantasize to cum faster, i thought. I brought the Ann's nice ass in the picture. In my mind, i was now ramming Ann, not this Angela chick. It worked magic coz within a very short time, my balls hardened and released more powerful jets and relaxed on top of her.

At around 3ish, my phone rang.

'we, kimundu giki kina wana muno. nikiarega tuthie na niguo njukitie. Mkamie '

'Wat do u mean? si then u take her home. Eish' i was beginning to get agitated.

:Apana. we mkujie. Am going'

I did a one plus one and got the answer. i wanted to ignore them but thought otherwise. I dressed up, explained to the chick that the two 'lovebirds' were fighting and i needed to sort them out. By the time i reached there, the fella they still had two unopened beer. I could not understand becaseu i found them cuddling.
'Do you have some empties kwa gari you carry these beers' i asked.

'Apana. patia bouncer akunyue' said the dude. No way, i thought. I took the three beer and returned them kwa counter

'Mwai, weka hii ni stock yangu. Kesho'

'sawa, lakini kesho niko off. nitazilable Munene, ask (forgot the name)' He said as i left hurriedly.

I beckoned Ann to follow me. Before climbing into the car, he gave the dude a big hug and when i looked at her, all she did was to put down a broad smile

'Why put that grin face ?'She asked as she touched my nose.It wasn't funny, you know

'He should have dropped you baby. thought you wanted to be with him?'

'Sharrap. You know i came here juu yako. whey did you leave me? and where is Angela?

' She took a cab and went home. She is in safe hands'

'Which direction is your house ,i want to drop you off...' (hehehe ati what. I have bigger plans for you baby)

'And who said am going home? arent you happy you have a fly chick with you.. get me a place to sleep till morning. i dont have the gate keys and cant call mom at this time...bla bla.' ( confirmed)

We drove to Jeremani. Rooms were still in plenty, Munene, the attendant had assured me earlier. We got a double room for the price of single. Immediately she entered the room, she undressed, wrapped a towel around her waist and headed to the bathroom. My dick started to grow harder and harder. I had just fucked her friend and was not getting enough of that. When she came out of the bathroom, She threw the towel on the smaller bed and stood infront of me, giving me unlimited view of her goddess body.
I moved closer to her licked her nipples without touching anywhere else.

“Does it feel sexy?” i asked.

'yeahhhh... come close and kiss me....'

To be continued............

MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH A HOOKER..

My first experience with a hooker was quit a thrilling experience and i still remember every detail to date. I was in form three, aged 17 yrs. I happened to school in Nanyuki, and in a boys only school, and in a town that has more hookers than the army and Majonnie combined. My first visit to the hookers den was motivated by one classmate nicknamed Shotho (cobra) due to his long neck and protruding eyes. Shotho used to tell us about his kinky sexual prowess with hookers from Majengo and that they are the best and cheapest in town. A shot for students, particularly from our school was Kshs. 20 - 50 at that time.

On one sato afternoon, shotho was narrating his escapades to us and it is then that my groin got the best of me and two others boys. We decided to try it out. For the trip from our school to Majengo, we were to pay him Kshs. 20 each, just to show us the place.

We followed some dingy route to Majengo and finally reached the red area... where you find everything.. from weed to old and young hos, virtually you get everything there. I choose one voluptuous woman with a big ass which could rival Serena's. She greeted me with a smile when i looked at her direction. She looked so innocent and hot, not what i was expecting. I could not understand why such a beautiful woman could go into that trade. We proceeded to her room, a very small and stuffy room.

'chilingi alubaine kwa choti'

'Niko na mbao. si niliambiwa ni mbao?' I responded

'Hiyo ni ya blowjob kijana,' she said and locked her hands behind my head , 'and for arubaine, we fuck real good.' With her great seductive skill of handling young men, she asked me if i wanted intercourse or BJ. I said sex.

'Leta mbesha kwanja' I must have looked like trouble or there was a tendency of guys getting screwed then refusing to pay after the service. In an unmatched speed, i handed out two twenty shillings notes and waited for instructions on what to do next.

'toa thuruari nione kama uko na mboro ama ni musheso' she said. When i looked like i was taking time to follow the instructions, she moved a step forward and undid my belt buckle, pulled my trouser and underwear down and my fat whooper sprang up from the confines. At the age of 17, my whooper must have been some 2inches short of its current size..about 8.45'.

'Kumbe wewe ni mwanaume ya ukweli.. utaongesa kumi. Hiyo mboro ni kubwa sana' lamented the ho.

'Mimi sina ingine. Niko na forty bob'. I was beginning to get pissed off. The ho dropped down her panty and lifted her skirt upto the midriff level, then she lay on the small bed.

'chukua condom uvae, ama ni kuvalishe? I rolled the condom on my dick , and shortly after, she beckoned me to come and conclude the business. It came as a surprise to me that there was no foreplay,no pussy viewing, nothing. Essentially, getting on top of a fully clothed woman, who i paid to have me enjoy sex, looked weird, or better, a rip off. This was not what Shotho had told us. I was not getting the value for my 40 bob! The hooker told me that i could buy porn mag if what i wanted was to view the pussy.


Despite all that my cock was getting harder and harder and i was feeling like i could now burst. I jumped into the bed, positioned my dick into her pussy, a big lipped pussy and pushed the dick inside her. It was incredibly hot, though not tight. Big lipped pussies have no good grip. I thrust forward and she responded by pushing herself up towards me, and after picking a rhythm, i pumped her real good. She was moaning in ecstasy and that gave me more morale, i know i was ramming the thing well. I was ploughing the thing so fast, hard and good, she was enjoying it for real, all i was hearing was.. 'ooohhh aaaaahhhh swittiiiiii ongeza ongeza speed, kabisa... aooooooo'

After a short while, i exploded violently and collapsed on top of her.

'sasa niifo, amuka sasa. Na unajua hii kasi kijana.'

' sema ukweli? umeskia vizuri?'

'Kabisa. Ukikuja tena nitakupea bure'

My forty shillings then, bought about ten minutes of pleasure. After leaving the hooker's house,, i felt incredibly sorry for myself. I vowed never to go back there again, but it later became a habit. We later graduated to picking hookers from Buccaneer, Riverside and Joskaki area. We would screw them along the corridors of Joskaki or even in dimly lit Riverside pub.

That should probably tell you why i never got an A!

Signs To Show That She Will Drench You Water...

Was discussing with a guy here inm Kampala about how to identify, and probably avoid a girl who is likely to burst her pipe during a hot bonking and was told that if i dont want such chicks, the following categories must be avoided.

1. Wide Hips
Chicks with wide hips possess extra large and deep wells. Such chicks will unleash torrential floods when pumped good. The result would be a submerged bed.

2. Knock Knees
The quantity of their juices is so immense that they will spill at the slightest intimacy. So leave such types alone, let them keep their legs closed,lest they splash endlessly.

3. Bow legged:
Like their legs, possess bowls full of water.

4. Hairy Body
The fast that they can sprout lots of hair on their body is enough to prove that they are extremely marshy.

5. Tiny Vuvuzelas
This are they type that when they wear a tight pant, the pussy is seen through, otherwise known as camel toe. Due to the petite nozzle as seen from the outside (and easy to blow), tsunami will practically fight to spill out. Chicks of this types are extremely swampy.


6. Lippy Chicks
Chicks with big cunt lips are ectemely succulent. On top of being swallowed in one gulp by their big lips, they will splash you with undenig streams.

Guys, do you agree with all that indicators?

A Fling With A Married Woman

On sato evening, I was having one cold frothy liquid with my buddy @ Spinners club, Outering road. This an ordinary club for ordinary folks everything is cool save for the many boring shows and a hopeless DJ, a stupid MC. Next to where we were seated, I noticed two cute chicks having a heartily girls talk, one of them with firm breasts and good legs with average voluptuous body. We flirted kidogo, before I asked them to move to our table, which they quickly obliged. Soon we were kissing, doing some naughty humor and teasing. Then came the morale killer.. she told me that she was a married woman, but her hubby was out of the country.

I have never wanted to have anything to do with married women, though i once screwed a married chick inside her house in Donholm estate before. (i wrote about it a few months back). Actually i detest anyone who has or is doing it. Should consider stopping it ASAP.

This lady started to share her story with me. Her hubby is a very busy man, has given her everything, but has no time for her (huh). She told me that for the last 10yrs + she had been married, she has never cheated on her man, but for the first time, she made it apparent to me that that she wanted to become physically intimate with me and me only. I asked her if her man has ever cheated on her but tol me that she has never caught him.

I might have appeared cool to her coz we didnt have chicks with us. I also remember telling her that i have never had an affair and i dont like this young chick, and that most of them are mannerless.. they would call you in the middle of the night. All that while, she refused to take a drink from us and shortly after, she then told me to see her off. When we went out, she told me that she wanted to kiss me one more time and this time, inside her car. We hoped in and started kissing. I unbuttoned her blouse and i started massaging the two 32D firm water melons. I kissed her nipples, then her lips before moving to her firm boobs. My tongue rimmed her nipples as she cried in ecstasy. I unbuttoned her trouser and pulled it down to the knee level and started working on her cunt with my fingers.

'Finger fuck me hun...hard and dont stop.. uuuuu eeehhh aaahhh make me cum...' she begged me. I was beginning to worry that we would attract attention of other revellers outside but was loving the whole show, so i continued as if we were in a room. When the heat was too much for me handle anymore, i push the seat back as far as it could go and I slid over to the driver's side and got on my knees, made her open her legs wide, pulled my jeans down and positioned my dick to her waiting hot pussy. I drove my 9 inch and hard whooper into her and I slid all the way into her and started fucking her from that uncomfortable position.

'Fuck me hard mnesh.. fuck me hard baby!!!' She cried. She was so that i shot into this chick far deep and straight. After relaxing for few minutes and chatting over this and that, we dressed up and i got out of her car and headed back to the club, mad with myself for what i had just done.

To cut the long story short, today, she's has been calling me since 2PM, she wants more action... after job in a more comfortable environment. She said to me that she had never had such a brief fling and felt like it that in her life. That is what Munene's dick can do.

I do respect the institution of marriage.. not with a married woman .. again, but am like unable to fight this. Its pretty hard to swallow, you know...

Now i want to know how many of you have had a fling with a married woman??....(for chicks, forget about married men. I know you do it every time)

NKT!!!!