For the past few weeks, i have not been having much to report here. There hasn't been much action worthy to write home about. But that doent mean that I stopped giving the horny girls my large whooper. I do, but with much less enthusiasm, partly because, I had stopped drinking alcohol. Its not easy to find a nice chick unless you go to a nice pub after 1.
You all know that i am the most valued pimp in town. I am the most valued pimp because i dont get paid in cash. Mostly, it comes inform of rounds of beer and in kind ... or better still, a pussy from the little bitches when i link them up with a good pussy eater. If they dont eat the pussy real good, i dont get the pussy too. I loose. My buddies also replicate when my supply is dry, they would bring me one for the night, though it doesn't happen as often as i would want..
Two weeks ago, on a sato evening, I was in Ngara with a buddy, Sam of HelloEAC.COM. This guy never gets weary of buying rounds. His ability to buy rounds and rounds makes me hang around him, though he never subscribed to my pimp services. He has got alot more than anyone would need in one week. I invited a good pal of mine (cannot name him here, but lets call him Jk** ) to have one drink on me. He showed up with three nice looking girls. With the speed of light, i pick this chick, dark and sensual petite with a figure 8. Another notable feature is cool shaped boobs, and a small curvy waist. She sat next to me and engaged me in a heated conversation. Everything was going well, we spoke about many things, most of them beer related (I bet you are surprised by that but i think it was motivated by the fact that we had a 750 ml of Zappa on the table )
While still enjoying ourselves, another pal showed up. He previously known to this girl. In a twinkle to a second, she was gone. I moved next to the other girl, tall, ultra-slim figure, small face, quite natural, no makeups, just natural. What am trying to say is that she didn't look soo hot to me, coz the other two girls looked hotter. I wanted to protest, but J knocked some senses in me. He told me that such kind of chicks are yummy coz they dont get noticed every time by the wolves, so chances are that she'd not been gridded many times before. That meant that her grips were still intact.
The night progressed well, amid few incidences here and there. The chicks had a perculiar drinking habit. They all took over an hour to finish a 300ml smirnoff. You know that you may not get laid when a chicks drinks like that, unless they are easy lays. Either, they were too careful not to fall for a trap, or had other plans after that, or were simply naive.
J has got game and know how to box the chicks. He convinced them to take Zappa tots. It was a big mistake because his chick took like 6 tots in one gulp. Zappa is a deadly mix of poison, no one does that, unless you want to turn blue. She got seriously fucked up after that. She started to demand to be taken back to the hostels immediately. Worse still, she wanted to carry the other girls with her. And as Zappa quote goes.. .. referees are blind and he who lives with the most Zappa wins, she won the battle eventually. I was keeping my ultra slim chick busy and i came up with a plot, to sneak her out of there. I made it apparent to her that i wanted more than a drink. It did not work.
Its like the two chicks owed their life to their drunk comrade.They made us understand that there will still be another day. With that development, we gave in. I have always known that its a big problem to separate chicks who come in a group. They all dont want to appear to the rest that they are loose to the extent that they can get laid anyhowly. Obviously, this was not going to be our day. After trying to convince the two chicks to remain, they pledged their allegiance to the 'commander'. We gave in and dropped them off and headed to Red carped. I was not lucky either there. The little bitch i wanted to funga there wanted to have a quarter Viceroy on me. She wanted to share the drink with her friends. You dont buy such stuff for a ho after 1. My next stop from there was Umo. Umo is a land of plenty and freebies. Plenty of bitches, plenty of hos and the beer is cheap. I was horny and was desperate to dip my 9 inch to a nice tight hole, and one place you are guaranteed to get such is Hornbil. I sat at the counter and ordered a drink. I noticed one gorgeous chick with a flawless complexion, stunning face, size 36D and luscious lips seated on the opposite side. I love fine chicks, and i love fine chicks with big boobs more. Two enormous water Mellon is even healthy to just stare, that is if you are going to stare at them for 30 minutes.
I ordered my drink and one smirnoff for her. This bitch was going have a drink from me for free. It doesn't happen often.
'Mwai hii imetoka wapi?' she ask the barman. Obviously, she knew it was from me. She had seen me point towards her direction when i ordered the drink
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'Pale' Said Mwai, pointing me
'Perekea yeye biri' she told Mwai. I thought that she didn't take it kindly when i ordered only one Smirnoff for her, while its an unwritten law that those drinks comes in two. I dont mind what bitches react, after all its my life but for once, I got a little intimidated. I hardly get drinks from bitches. It doesn't happen everyday. I decided to study the intentions first before firing my first salvo.
Before my second drink was over, she asked Mwai to bring me two more drinks and one drink for the chick who was seated next to me. Apparently i didnt know the chick, and i dont know why she bought her a drink. Her buying spree made me chicken out. Chicks that buy like that scares me off. They most probably have an agenda, either a good or bad. I composed myself and walked to where she was seated .
'My name is Munene. Mnesh, rather' I said as i extended my hand.
' Nice name' She said without telling me her name
'and.. hat was your name last time?'
' hehaha .. kwani we had a rast time? she said with a strong kikuyu ascent '
'You sound like you have a beautiful name. I want to hear it from you again.'
'Am blah bla.... ' (cant remember the name she gave me.
'Mzee ako wapi?' i asked?
'Why did you ask? She asked in a harsh voice.
' I wanted you to give me his number. I want to tell him how lucky he is to have you. You are hoooot.. i like oh'
' You mean it. nyinyi mnaonanga kweri. Si rabda saa hii ako na dame mwingine mahali'
Every girl loves to hear that. They love it, if you want to win a soul for a night or a lifetime, you need to throw compliment very often. After that, she asked me like 100 questions, and they were all about herself. I cant remember the answers i gave but i think all of them were what she wanted to hear. The more i answered, the more she bought more drinks. For once in my life, i felt like a bitch. But i didnt have an option. i was actually singing my way to her pussy, not the beer. I wanted the pussy badly, and i wanted to puck those mellon real bad. As the evening wore on, the conversation became more animated. We would tease one another, argue and debate over some things i find hard debating with hos. I dont discuss politics and serious business and such with hos. Shortly after, i paid my bill of two beers (one tusker and one redds) and left the bar with my catch, holding hands.
'Sasa unishi wapi nikupeleke? ama sio safe nikukafutie mahali safe ulale?' That was supposed to be a leading question. If she anwered to the contraly, i would have physically dragged her. I wanted to appear a gentleman. Always concealing the intentions, so that if the deal goes sour, i would have a defense. She told me she would rather i get her a place to sleep till morning. Its not that her place is unsafe, she wanted me to drill her pussy. She had touched my cock before and felt its huge size. No woman would resist a nine inch from a man who had been bragging that he can make 3 rounds, each lasting atleast 30 minutes.
We booked a room at place called Jerumani. One inside and without wasting anytime, i unbuttoned her blouse slowly. I then reached for the clasp of her bra and tore if off, exposing the two prized water mellon to me. I used my tongue to tease the nipples and in excitement, she took a deep breath and reached over and began to unzip my jeans. We fell to a wild kiss and quickly undressed.I kissed her breasts, sucked her nipple really good. I made her lie on the bed, facing up. Slowly, i moved down from her boobs to the navel umtil i came to the pussy. I licked the pussy gently. The taste was very salty. She had not taken bath when we checked in. stopped licking it, instead, i slid in my index finger, then the second finger, and began finger fucking her real hard.
I fished a condom and before i could put it in, she made me lie facing up. She sucked my dick kidogo then put the condom on my whooper. My member was standing up and hard like a flag pole. She lifted herself up and slid my cock inside her dripping pussy. She was awful in that position. She would hit my balls real hard with her ass and when spin herself, i felt like my dick was about to break. I stopped her and told her to lie down.
I positioned the dick and slid it in slowly. I pulled it out then thrust into her quickly. Then i started the pounding. She had game, to be honest. She would lift herself up to receive the cock and spin like a good dj. A while later, i felt her muscle tighten as she let out a big moan. 'Oh, hhh Uuuhh, oooooohhhhhh mnessshh!' She then, for a moment, she lay still. I continued the onslaught, harder and faster till i exploded.
After the first shot, i dressed up, ready to leave, amid protest from the bitch.
'Sweetie, unaenda wapi?'
'Home. I must go home' I said
'Rakini urisema tutarara mpaka asubuhi'
'Please you need to understand. Its going to 5am now. My wife knows am around. I should have lied to her that i was not in town. I must go'
'Priz sweetie.. nasi unipatie kengine kamoja.. nimeskia vizuri.. unajua kufanya sana'
'please.. cannot. I must go now. I will give you a call' I said as i left.
Thats Munene for you.
This is crazy
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