MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH A HOOKER..

My first experience with a hooker was quit a thrilling experience and i still remember every detail to date. I was in form three, aged 17 yrs. I happened to school in Nanyuki, and in a boys only school, and in a town that has more hookers than the army and Majonnie combined. My first visit to the hookers den was motivated by one classmate nicknamed Shotho (cobra) due to his long neck and protruding eyes. Shotho used to tell us about his kinky sexual prowess with hookers from Majengo and that they are the best and cheapest in town. A shot for students, particularly from our school was Kshs. 20 - 50 at that time.

On one sato afternoon, shotho was narrating his escapades to us and it is then that my groin got the best of me and two others boys. We decided to try it out. For the trip from our school to Majengo, we were to pay him Kshs. 20 each, just to show us the place.

We followed some dingy route to Majengo and finally reached the red area... where you find everything.. from weed to old and young hos, virtually you get everything there. I choose one voluptuous woman with a big ass which could rival Serena's. She greeted me with a smile when i looked at her direction. She looked so innocent and hot, not what i was expecting. I could not understand why such a beautiful woman could go into that trade. We proceeded to her room, a very small and stuffy room.

'chilingi alubaine kwa choti'

'Niko na mbao. si niliambiwa ni mbao?' I responded

'Hiyo ni ya blowjob kijana,' she said and locked her hands behind my head , 'and for arubaine, we fuck real good.' With her great seductive skill of handling young men, she asked me if i wanted intercourse or BJ. I said sex.

'Leta mbesha kwanja' I must have looked like trouble or there was a tendency of guys getting screwed then refusing to pay after the service. In an unmatched speed, i handed out two twenty shillings notes and waited for instructions on what to do next.

'toa thuruari nione kama uko na mboro ama ni musheso' she said. When i looked like i was taking time to follow the instructions, she moved a step forward and undid my belt buckle, pulled my trouser and underwear down and my fat whooper sprang up from the confines. At the age of 17, my whooper must have been some 2inches short of its current size..about 8.45'.

'Kumbe wewe ni mwanaume ya ukweli.. utaongesa kumi. Hiyo mboro ni kubwa sana' lamented the ho.

'Mimi sina ingine. Niko na forty bob'. I was beginning to get pissed off. The ho dropped down her panty and lifted her skirt upto the midriff level, then she lay on the small bed.

'chukua condom uvae, ama ni kuvalishe? I rolled the condom on my dick , and shortly after, she beckoned me to come and conclude the business. It came as a surprise to me that there was no foreplay,no pussy viewing, nothing. Essentially, getting on top of a fully clothed woman, who i paid to have me enjoy sex, looked weird, or better, a rip off. This was not what Shotho had told us. I was not getting the value for my 40 bob! The hooker told me that i could buy porn mag if what i wanted was to view the pussy.


Despite all that my cock was getting harder and harder and i was feeling like i could now burst. I jumped into the bed, positioned my dick into her pussy, a big lipped pussy and pushed the dick inside her. It was incredibly hot, though not tight. Big lipped pussies have no good grip. I thrust forward and she responded by pushing herself up towards me, and after picking a rhythm, i pumped her real good. She was moaning in ecstasy and that gave me more morale, i know i was ramming the thing well. I was ploughing the thing so fast, hard and good, she was enjoying it for real, all i was hearing was.. 'ooohhh aaaaahhhh swittiiiiii ongeza ongeza speed, kabisa... aooooooo'

After a short while, i exploded violently and collapsed on top of her.

'sasa niifo, amuka sasa. Na unajua hii kasi kijana.'

' sema ukweli? umeskia vizuri?'

'Kabisa. Ukikuja tena nitakupea bure'

My forty shillings then, bought about ten minutes of pleasure. After leaving the hooker's house,, i felt incredibly sorry for myself. I vowed never to go back there again, but it later became a habit. We later graduated to picking hookers from Buccaneer, Riverside and Joskaki area. We would screw them along the corridors of Joskaki or even in dimly lit Riverside pub.

That should probably tell you why i never got an A!

Signs To Show That She Will Drench You Water...

Was discussing with a guy here inm Kampala about how to identify, and probably avoid a girl who is likely to burst her pipe during a hot bonking and was told that if i dont want such chicks, the following categories must be avoided.

1. Wide Hips
Chicks with wide hips possess extra large and deep wells. Such chicks will unleash torrential floods when pumped good. The result would be a submerged bed.

2. Knock Knees
The quantity of their juices is so immense that they will spill at the slightest intimacy. So leave such types alone, let them keep their legs closed,lest they splash endlessly.

3. Bow legged:
Like their legs, possess bowls full of water.

4. Hairy Body
The fast that they can sprout lots of hair on their body is enough to prove that they are extremely marshy.

5. Tiny Vuvuzelas
This are they type that when they wear a tight pant, the pussy is seen through, otherwise known as camel toe. Due to the petite nozzle as seen from the outside (and easy to blow), tsunami will practically fight to spill out. Chicks of this types are extremely swampy.


6. Lippy Chicks
Chicks with big cunt lips are ectemely succulent. On top of being swallowed in one gulp by their big lips, they will splash you with undenig streams.

Guys, do you agree with all that indicators?

A Fling With A Married Woman

On sato evening, I was having one cold frothy liquid with my buddy @ Spinners club, Outering road. This an ordinary club for ordinary folks everything is cool save for the many boring shows and a hopeless DJ, a stupid MC. Next to where we were seated, I noticed two cute chicks having a heartily girls talk, one of them with firm breasts and good legs with average voluptuous body. We flirted kidogo, before I asked them to move to our table, which they quickly obliged. Soon we were kissing, doing some naughty humor and teasing. Then came the morale killer.. she told me that she was a married woman, but her hubby was out of the country.

I have never wanted to have anything to do with married women, though i once screwed a married chick inside her house in Donholm estate before. (i wrote about it a few months back). Actually i detest anyone who has or is doing it. Should consider stopping it ASAP.

This lady started to share her story with me. Her hubby is a very busy man, has given her everything, but has no time for her (huh). She told me that for the last 10yrs + she had been married, she has never cheated on her man, but for the first time, she made it apparent to me that that she wanted to become physically intimate with me and me only. I asked her if her man has ever cheated on her but tol me that she has never caught him.

I might have appeared cool to her coz we didnt have chicks with us. I also remember telling her that i have never had an affair and i dont like this young chick, and that most of them are mannerless.. they would call you in the middle of the night. All that while, she refused to take a drink from us and shortly after, she then told me to see her off. When we went out, she told me that she wanted to kiss me one more time and this time, inside her car. We hoped in and started kissing. I unbuttoned her blouse and i started massaging the two 32D firm water melons. I kissed her nipples, then her lips before moving to her firm boobs. My tongue rimmed her nipples as she cried in ecstasy. I unbuttoned her trouser and pulled it down to the knee level and started working on her cunt with my fingers.

'Finger fuck me hun...hard and dont stop.. uuuuu eeehhh aaahhh make me cum...' she begged me. I was beginning to worry that we would attract attention of other revellers outside but was loving the whole show, so i continued as if we were in a room. When the heat was too much for me handle anymore, i push the seat back as far as it could go and I slid over to the driver's side and got on my knees, made her open her legs wide, pulled my jeans down and positioned my dick to her waiting hot pussy. I drove my 9 inch and hard whooper into her and I slid all the way into her and started fucking her from that uncomfortable position.

'Fuck me hard mnesh.. fuck me hard baby!!!' She cried. She was so that i shot into this chick far deep and straight. After relaxing for few minutes and chatting over this and that, we dressed up and i got out of her car and headed back to the club, mad with myself for what i had just done.

To cut the long story short, today, she's has been calling me since 2PM, she wants more action... after job in a more comfortable environment. She said to me that she had never had such a brief fling and felt like it that in her life. That is what Munene's dick can do.

I do respect the institution of marriage.. not with a married woman .. again, but am like unable to fight this. Its pretty hard to swallow, you know...

Now i want to know how many of you have had a fling with a married woman??....(for chicks, forget about married men. I know you do it every time)

NKT!!!!