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Friday, September 3, 2010

Pussy Analysis

Jana nilimwambia juu ya kadame kangu kalikuwa na shimo ndogo iko na gum. Sasa,hii ni analysis ya tu dame twangu for the last 3 years.

SONI: This chick had a tight pussy, yenye iko na gum, tena moto sana. Tena kalikuwa kanajua ku spin mbaya. Nilikuwa na mwaga within 10 seconds.
Reaon for breakup: Alianza kuachilia Wamaume wengine waingie, grip ikaisha, akakua mlevi sana, baridi ikaingia kwa mwili. But one in a whle, she calls me,na mi huenda kwake nachapa hiyo kitu, lakini na cd this time.

MERCY: Very cute, wifely, figure poa, pussy yake ni ile akivaa kitu tight, camel toa inajichora hapa mbele. Her pussy wasnt tight by any standard, nikama chuma kubwa zilikuwa zimepitia pale before, lakini alikuwa na roho safi sana na nilikuwa nampenda sana. Ni ule dame ukimwambia, leo niko buys, hatuendi out, anatosheka.
Reason for breakup: She wanted me to set up a shop for her in one of the exhibition stalls in town. I ran for my life! She later got married to a very loaded jamaa.

Carol: Very tight pussy but she never used to shave. Pia hakuwa ana wet haraka. Sikuwahi suck pussy yake hata mara moja. She was very careful,she never allowed me to lungula her bila cd. She was too demanding, na alikuwa ana enjoy attention ya ma beshte wangu sana.
Reason for breakup: She got laid by a friend. This pal by the way ni mwingine. He can do anything to a chick ndio am lay. Anything. Lakini akimanga, he even forgets her name after he drills.

Gin: Huyu dame alikuwaa na cunt lips kubwa sana. Ananiambianga ati mimi ndio nili break verginity yake. Ilikuwa Kiambu, tukakunywa, kisha kwenda room, ananiambia ati ananyesha. Beshte yangu siku moja aliniambia, ukienda na dame akwambie hivo, make sure umeingiza hata kama ni kidogo, tena uache. That would mean, next time hatakunyima,. It will appear to her that youve already screwed her and muthica ungi namuthuire.... When i drilled her for the first time and she was on her pees, chuma ilienda direct. Sijui ni juu ya pees ama alinidanganya ati alikuwa Vajo. Till today, she tells me ati nilmbreak virginity na ni ka break heart yake. She was awful in Bed, too demanding in bed, alikuwa anataka joti mingi na mimi ni mzee. Na hakuwa anapenda stylo.
Reaon for breakup: She got paged and wanted me to give her pesa ya ku flush. I refused because i knew she had money but wanted me to participate in that unconstitutional act.

Rozie: Small, slim and sexy. She was a student at Catho. Nilikuwa napenda juu chuma ikisimama hata saa sita ya usiku, i used to call her namwambia naenda kwake. Ananiambia nibebe kuku half na chipo. Hakuwa na shuguli hata kama ni saan gapi. Na baada ya joti moja, kaniambii nilale kwake. Nikiwa na dame kwa bar nakatae nimmange, nilikuwa napigia Ropzie.
Reaon for breakup: Lost contacts.

Shiro: Huyu dame ana game. Alikuwa anyonya boro, nikimwaga, anakunywa zote. I used to give back as good as i used to receive from her. The first girl nishawahi funga mashimo zote kama na mdrill, akalia machozi, ni shiro. You know what you do if you want her to scream and ask for more, dick ikiwa kwa pussy, funga Asshole na kidole kimoja cha mkonowa right, funga skio moja na kidole cha mkono wa left, sikio lingine,funga na ulimi. Ile shimo imebaki tu ni mdomo ya ku scream. She used to love me with all her heart (ama ni game yangu alikuwa anapenda), lakini mimi sikuwa na neno. Mimi shida yangu ilikuwa ni shimo. She had a son who used to call me Daddi.. hated that to death. Since nilikuwa nalipa nyumba yake,kama ni time ya kulungula, ni kwa nyumba yake. Shida with this chick was tht alikuwa ananiweka bumper sana. My friends used to laugh and scold me for this. Tena walikuwa wana ni enjoy ati mimi natokanga huko kamanimejaa maziwa kwa mdomo (juu kalikuwa kamezaa)

Reason for breakup: Pressure from my buddies. They used to tell me that ameniwekea madawa. She was also too cute and i suspected she was getting laid by some other dudes. She wants me back, and she wants me by force. I love it when a chick is hunting me, but i dont want to go back to this chick.

It is from Shiru's experience that my buddies advised me to stop mambo ya kuweka dame. nikule once, after that, najipa shuduli. I heeded to their advise, lakini nikama kuna ka gap naona na miss.


Or whats your opinion?

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Nani Anataka Kumangwo?


This is for men who want to be fucked every shit out of them. Its in another ka warosho in ngara ya massage. Sina number ya hiyo place, lakini tafuta Nairobi star, classifieds section, angalie ngara massage, wako na number ya telcom wireless. Piga hiyo no., lakini hiyo place iko next to HM Hostels, opposite fig tree, imejificha, kwahivo, iko na privacy. (nitatafuta The star, nipost hiyo number hapa)

Kuna ma dame kama watano, lakini mwenye alini serve ni m brown sana na figure moja kali sana, lakini sura haiko sana. Ka shimo kake ni kadogo sana, na si ati ni mandawa, nilipo iangalia, ni naturally small, matiti kubwa size 36, na anakufanya massage akiwa uchi pia.

Mimi kutoka nizaliwe, sijawahi fuckiwa , lakini enyewe, huyo dame ali ni kula aki. Tumakende alinyonya, akakuja juu, akanikuuuula, tena mbaya sana, nikamwaga. After that, nikamwambia nimetosheka, mimi siwezi pata joti ya pili. akasema hiyo ni story, ataniamsha within 2 minutes. Akaniambia anatoa zile zote ziko kwa makende. For the first time in many years, alifanya niamshe tena baada in like 4 minutes! It doesn't happen everyday, unless its a different chick.

Huyu dame anajua kufungia.... waaahhh unasikia nikama dick yako ina nyonywa ikiwa dani ya shimo lake.. anafungia na kuma , ina squeeze maji yote. Enyewe massage ziko lakini huyo dame ni wa power. The last time niliskia kuma kama hiyo ilikuwa kitambo kwa kadame kalikuwa kanaitwa Soni. Kakuma kake nako kalikuwa ni kama kano na Gum... na tu pebbles, tena kamoto. Nilikuwa naingiza, juu ya gum na tu pebbles, namwaga within 10 seconds. Hata alikuwa ananiambia, sasa wewe unajigama na wewe ni kuku (juu ya kumwaga haraka) Kwanza juu hako kalikuwa ka dame kangu, nilikuwa na manga bila cd.

Sasa huyu dame wa massage, nilikuwa najiambia, huyo kama ni dame wa kawaida, sio poko, akia ya nani unaweza mpea log book akae nayo.

Kama kuna mtu ataenda hiyo place, make sure ameuliza dame m brown, na aseme ametumwa na Munene (Mnesh). Nilimwambia nikituma customer, nipewe discount next time. Na vile nimekumbuka mambo ya hiyo mzigo, naona kama nitaenda tena jioni. Wanadai ati full package ni 2k, lakini kataa, sema uko na 1500.

Poa?